IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD ITS BEEN LIKE HALF AN HOUR AND I CANT STOP BUT IM BABYSITTING AND I WAS LOOKING FOR A BANDAID AND I JUST FOUND ALL THIS FUCKING WEED
I didn’t want to romance Kaiden I wanted to romance the blue alien babe Liara how do I fix this
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
You wanna take this to the fuckin streets?
- keep your room clean and wide, avoid dark corners to hide away in.
- don’t skip steps on stairs, and never look behind you until the last step.
- before you hoover under your bed or clean out your closet, make sure to knock and wait a few seconds.
- sharing is caring: keep your bed…
I had a dream that the last two pages of homestuck were sweet bro and hella jeff on horseback and it just said “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a pbfbfpbfpbpfpfbfpffffffft”
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka